Meeting freaks with fries
Kategori: grub for sinners, hammered desires
We wanted to expand our list of alcohol so we spent this saturday at the local clubs buying drinks we cannot afford. An update on the list will come once we've distroyed our livers some more. A mutual acquaintance who we will call The Cockcrusher (she's badass) tagged along. After an appropriate (or not so appropriate) number of drinks we headed for an after midnight snack. At Max we ordered some fries and took a seat amongst other drunk youths and lonely old men. The Cockcrusher overheard a few guys calling us gay as we enjoyed our group hug. So for funs sake we decided to put some sparks into their horny boy-minds. We leave the rest to your imagination. Apart from these distractions we encountered another more disturbing distraction. One of the many lonely men who were eyeballing us caught our eye. He was a tad more distasteful than the rest. He looked like the most sleazy caveman you could ever imagine. Eating like a savage resulted in half his face becoming covered in white dressing. Imagine this caveman, with the dressing and all, constantly giving you dirty looks like he was imagining you pressed up against a dirty bathroom wall while he raped you. Nice, right? So we decided to play along and gave some encouraging smiles and flirty looks. I'm pretty sure he stroked himself under the table. Thankfully, our ride showed up before he gathered the courage to try and fulfill his fantasies.
All in all, it was a fairly normal night.
All in all, it was a fairly normal night.
Ta-ta
